Feeling introspective

"Ok, so why aren't you rubbing my belly, yet?"

Ok, so I like women too much to be gay and like to bust my knuckles, wrenching and gettting dirty too much to be metrosexual. However, I do, indeed, love a lot of sappy, romantic movies. What made me think of this is the movie I just watched for the third or fourth time, Must Love Dogs. I really love that one. Diane Lane is one of my favoritest pieces of celebrity eye candy. I dig Jon Cusack's dry humor. The movie, however, is a quite charming, inspiring dream about love. What?! You gotta frickin problem with that?! Shut up! Ahem! I'm gonna go watch some porn and, uh, punch something, so shut up or I'll punch you.

Listening to: the fan and the jingle of the best girlfriend's collar reminding me it's time to go for a pee, poop, sniff.